wonderous-world:

Penguin Puff by Bryn Jones

unfollower:

i ordered pizza and i was like ‘hey sorry you have to work on thanksgiving’ to the delivery girl and she was like ‘i feel worse for the person ordering pizza on thanksgiving’ ouch

misshealthgeek:

A very picky Chinese farmer who had a bout of genius decided that pears were boring, tasty but very boring and uninteresting. As any modern day Picasso or brilliant person does he decide to go against his mother’s words and play with his food. Setting out to create a Buddha pear by encasing the young pears in molds while they’re still on the tree.As they grow they have no choice but to take the shape of the spiritual figure. Buddha pears are sold in China, but the farmer plans to spread the love worldwide.

extraordinaryminustheextra:

telling a rude joke but the whole class laughs

image

mightyflower:

to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”

thetorontokid:

robin-scherbatsky:

shout-out to that tumblr user that you can’t believe follows you

image

mormondad:

i completely forgot that you actually have to pay for internet

∞ Permalink   -   171 notes   -  Reblog

totallyraddad:

I wanna kiss someone cute soon or I will explode

tiit:

my tumblr clique is just me

sniffingrainbowdust:

Do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can’t stop so it’s like eye masturbation

(Source: frnkoreo)