fangr:

NAS’S 40TH BIRTHDAY
just-relatable:

want more relatable?

retiredjesus:

gay dude: mom… dad… im homo.

dad:..srs? im attacking you.

gay dude: i CAME OUT to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now

(Source: retiredjesus)

foodchewer:

where can i find some self esteem on sale

WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it

bagmilk:

you haven’t replied in three minutes what did i do why do you hate me

(Source: heteroh)

calliedope:

sheik:

calliedope:

remember when chompy the goat became mayor

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didn’t he eat someone’s pants

he did a lot more than that

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(Source: mareepe)

yeezus-fish:

when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool
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